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I mean, Ormond is next in initiative, and I go last, so, uh — oh, you mean who are you hitting next. Yeah, um. Not me?

I mean, Ormond is next in initiative, and I go last, so, uh — oh, you mean who are you hitting next. Yeah, um. Not me? published on 1 Comment on I mean, Ormond is next in initiative, and I go last, so, uh — oh, you mean who are you hitting next. Yeah, um. Not me?

Hags hit for like 2d8 + 4 or some absurd number for their CR. They’re awful.

Actually, no, you pissed me off. Roll Greyhawk Initiative.

Actually, no, you pissed me off. Roll Greyhawk Initiative. published on 1 Comment on Actually, no, you pissed me off. Roll Greyhawk Initiative.

It’s still Monday on the West Coast, hence we updated on time.

Heck, I haven’t even read my class section. Do I still speak Lawful Good?

Heck, I haven’t even read my class section. Do I still speak Lawful Good? published on 6 Comments on Heck, I haven’t even read my class section. Do I still speak Lawful Good?

THE PLOT, SHE THICKENS, LIKE A SYRUP.

Sort of. Anyway, things are happening.

Truly a fate worse than death.

Truly a fate worse than death. published on 8 Comments on Truly a fate worse than death.

I have announcements. They will go primarily in the blog, and they’ll happen a bit later today — but for now, know that we’re Kickstarting a paper version of issue one. If you want a copy of Thieves Can’t that you can hold in your hands and read on the toilet, go here and help us make it a reality.

Why, the Myconids where you’ll be landing, of course.

Why, the Myconids where you’ll be landing, of course. published on 4 Comments on Why, the Myconids where you’ll be landing, of course.

Cute mushroom people. Hags. No goblins. Did you think we were kidding with the title, or something?