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Credo of the North American Murder Hobo

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If you’ve missed the blog posts (which would be quite easy, since I borked some of the CSS last month and haven’t quite fixed everything), you might also have missed that there’s some nifty rewards over on Patreon, which includes a paper mini of Candor, her character sheet, and a podcast where Zach and I bicker about intelligently discuss alignment. Give those a look while I’m back here trying to make my wordpress do my bidding.

Patreon Rewards & the Excusecast

Patreon Rewards & the Excusecast published on 8 Comments on Patreon Rewards & the Excusecast

I’ve got ideas for making future podcasts better, but Zach and I just wanted to talk to everybody kind of off the cuff.

We have some cool stuff up on Patreon right now, and it’s for Thieves Can’t, but I want my Ramen Empire readers to have it, because I suspect they might care about both IPs equally. If you’re supporting us at the $3 level on the Ramen Empire Patreon, here is a reward dump from the Thieves Can’t patreon page.

I think the reward I’m most excited about is our paper mini of Candor Dauntless.

We’ve also put up her character sheet, for people who are curious about the stats behind the character. This might also help people who are playing the “which Ramen Empire character is playing which TC character” game. It might not, though. Zach said I have to stop helping.

And last and probably least, our Thieves Can’t Podcast, wherein we talk about Candor’s alignment, why Zach is chaotic evil, and the Mousefolk Homebrew.

This was a good time to change character perspective, right?

This was a good time to change character perspective, right? published on 10 Comments on This was a good time to change character perspective, right?

I think so, anyway.

Hey, since you scrolled this far down, check out our new shirt. It’s for the Thieves Can’t comic, but some Ramen Empire shirts will be coming fairly soon. Zach wanted to draw cute goblins, though, because cute goblins make everything way, way less stressful.

Shirt not your cuppa? Still want to show some support for the comic? Then consider a voluntary subscription over on our Ramen Empire Patreon. You’ll get access to the occasional book, podcast, and bonus art. It also helps us keep the lights on. Drawing in the dark stinks, so think it over!

Life is like a Goblin – Nasty. Brutish. Short.

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We’ve launched a shirt! If you’d like one, you can pick it up for $20 (plus, I suspect, shipping) over at Gumroad. Let us know what you think, if you get one.

Sera’s Cosplay Paperdoll – Patreon Content

Sera’s Cosplay Paperdoll – Patreon Content published on No Comments on Sera’s Cosplay Paperdoll – Patreon Content

We thought a cosplay paperdoll was an appropriate piece of content to represent our favorite cosplaying comic character. If you want a printout, we’re looking at storefront options — but in the meantime, Patreon has the high-res print file, suitable for 8.5 by 11 inch paper.