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Paper Minifigs

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I’m super excited to announce our $3 Patron Reward level over on the Thieves Can’t Patreon — D&D Paper Minifigurines. They’re fantastic game-pieces. We’ve been having a blast with them, and we’ll be releasing more every month. Our first two are our own Candor Dauntless, Tiefling Warlock, and my girlfriend’s Mousefolk, Tippering, the Fancy Mouse of Cornwood, who is pants-shittingly awesome.

Have a request for a minifig? Lay it on us.

I mean, it’s right there in the name!

I mean, it’s right there in the name! published on 4 Comments on I mean, it’s right there in the name!

There is a secret plot against the Halfling Rogue in my current group and it involves our Warforged paladin hucking him into a building on “mistake.”

This is why you don’t try to steal literally everything including the grandfather clock.

Jeb, buddy, if you’re reading this, DM gotcher back. Rest of ya’ll are schemey, schemey people! 😛

Back in the Fiction Saddle

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Depression set in pretty hard about 10 minutes after I graduated and realized the job-hunt was going to be eternal. That sapped a good deal of my creative energy, but I’m better now, and I’m getting back in the creative trenches. (I never stopped my part of making these comics, but Zach carried a massive creative load for the last year or so while I was basically going through the motions and letting myself disappear into lettering and other technically creative, but automatic tasks.)

This is an old story of mine, and you may have seen the cover art before from my attempt to launch it on Amazon a year or so back. I’m not very happy with how Amazon has handled my stuff in the past, so I am re-launching the story on Gumroad.

If you’re a $3 Patron for Ramen Empire, you already have access to this, and I adore you for your support.

Credo of the North American Murder Hobo

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If you’ve missed the blog posts (which would be quite easy, since I borked some of the CSS last month and haven’t quite fixed everything), you might also have missed that there’s some nifty rewards over on Patreon, which includes a paper mini of Candor, her character sheet, and a podcast where Zach and I bicker about intelligently discuss alignment. Give those a look while I’m back here trying to make my wordpress do my bidding.